May 2010
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Sarky.
From an Australian tourist website…
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK ). A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. __________________________________________________ Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA) A: Depends how much you’ve been drinking....